A Momentary Lapse of Penis
thinking with your d-ck instead of your brain.
a slightly different take on pink floyd’s 1987 alb-m “a momentary lapse of reason”, used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. similarities can be drawn to “the heart wants what the heart wants”, but “what the p-n-s wants” is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
jack: dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. that girl was such a b-tterface!
jim: yeah, i had a momentary lapse of p-n-s.
john: why the h-ll did i out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings…i don’t even like her that much!
jake: blame it on a momentary lapse of p-n-s!
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