a mommy guard
a mom that protects her son who just got beat up. the boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks sh-t and hit you while his mommy protects him. the mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. the abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t drink but still sucks at life. he stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he’s cool when really he’s not.
dude 1: my bro was kicking my -ss but i used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that i can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, i’m so bad-ss. my mommy told me that i won.
dude 2: no, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?
dude 1: i owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.
dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.
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