a mudgepacker
a repressed homes-xual who uses blonde highlights in his hair in order to mimic actors from the aussie soap “home and away”. he weightlifts excessively due to his extreme s-xual frustration,inturn singing the theme tune of the latter soap mentioned all the while fantasizing about having gay s-x while licking the deformed ears of borderline down syndromes.
the mudgepacker is almost always in the company of overweight ginger haired lesbians. scientists believe this is due to the man-like appears of the lesbian, who the mudgepacker can use as a kind of f-g hag, without giving away his h-m-s-xually repressed ambitions
guy 1- ya see that guy there!
guy 2- what that fruit with the blonde streaks standing next to that ginger haired fella
guy 1-that ginger is a girl!
guy 2- f-ck! looks like a man…but anyway what about the blonde f-g with the fruity tight vest
guy 1- his name is ben and he is an…….
guy 2- an -rs- bandit
guy 1- no worst….he is a…wait for it….
guy 2- what tell me
guy 1- he’s a mudgepacker
guy 2- f-ck! no way…..f-ck
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