a nose load
blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one’s nose publicly. also a result of cold season. similar to blowing a load, but with one’s nose.
joe: -blows a nose load-
rob: “d-mn joe.”
joe: “what? you know i’m allergic to pollen.”
rob: “yeah but look at that tissue. it’s overflowing with mucus and it’s getting on your hand…”
joe: “ever since i ran out of claritins i’ve been filling up kleenex like a g-rated ron jeremy.”
rob: “whatever, just go wash your hands.”
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