A.P.O.R


(altered perception of reality)
when an event or object is seen in a different way then how it is or how it actually happened. an illusion in an individuals head of the world around them, that is exaggerated.
mario(a.p.o.r.): i got a new motocycle bra, the sh-ts niiiicccee
me: man that’s a bicycle with a eletric motor dumb-ss

what brian said: ashley i need you to come here so i can lean on you while i fix my shoe.
(because of a.p.o.r.)what ashley hears: ashley i need you! <3

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