a patrick


a patrick is a person who is incapable of making smart decisions. they usually tend to be white males with a chest disfigurement and bad acne, but can actually be anyone so long as they show the required stupidity.
person 1 frowned. “its so expensive, its like $1000 with 13% tax.”
“more like 0$ with 200% tax,” person 2 replied.
person 1 sighed. “that’s still 0$… you can be such a a patrick.”

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