A Royal Flush
first flush: you have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping – or else it will stop the toilet.
second flush: after wiping you flush again. this usually makes the toilet have less water in it.
third flush: in order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.
i just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.
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