A.S.C.A.N.S.


acronym for the anti scallyway coalition against nasty scallywags. est. in 2004 on board us navy ship emory s. land. there was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. a small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. from then on a.s.c.a.n.s. has kept them at bay.
justin: man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
cory: i know someone should do something about it.
justin: i have an idea!
cory: yeah, what is it?
justin: a.s.c.a.n.s.

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