a scale of one to OMG we’re all gonna die
a variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. commonly used in sp-ce stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn’t going to die.
nuclear physicist: fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
reporter: just how bad is it, on a scale of one to omg we’re all gonna die?
nuclear physicist: i doubt it’s more than a five. can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
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