A Swift


a dinosaur like creature, roaming the earth for a sense of acceptment
“haha, there’s a swift!”
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by alluding to a faux-pas made by a famous person, you unknowingly give that person a popularity boost.
“did you see the mtv video awards the other night?”
“yeah, did you see what kanye west did to taylor swift?”
“oh, man, don’t even. you are totally trying to sell me a swift.”

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