A Wagner
someone who is incredibly fat and unattractive. hairy too. they usually -ssociate with extremely large f-ggots. failure is the only thing a wagner knows. when a wagner is near, the room instantly begins to smell of graves and p–p. a wagner does not bathe correctly. amounting to nothing is all a wagner knows how to do. a wagner typically ditches all of their important friends to hang out/-ssociate with other denizens of dumbf-ckville. if you see a wagner coming; run. or you could just offer them large amounts of food because, you know, they’re so unbearably f-cking fat.
guy 1: oh sh-t, there’s a wagner stalking our pool party.
guy 2: f-ck, hide the ding dongs and fat r-t-rd food.
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