a wipe and a promise
a quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
max: “hey, weren’t you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?”
millie: “i just gave it a wipe and a promise, let’s get out of here!”
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