A Zander Emo
an emo pr-ck, with stupid ginger hair that’s shaved round the sides and long on the top. the long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (-ssumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet – strangely – not emo, banter and -ssume he is funny. yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo pr-ck.
also note that a zander emo may well have a bent p-n-s, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.
therefore, to spot a zander emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
a zander emo:- my ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and i can’t get it to stay over my eye, but oh well – wan life!
– i wish i could hide my status as a paedophile better! every time i go to the toilet, in school, i have to stand side on and everyone knows i’m staring at the children next to me! i wish i could just glance over subtly – it makes it much easier to have a w-nk.
– shut up, sket!
guy: here mate, shut yer hole – you’re a f-ckin’ zander emo.
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