A2NYT
an acronym for “according to the new york times.”
synonyms for a2nyt include “qed,” “i learned in advanced quantum physics,” and, in the midwest and southern united states, “wooo-weee.”
researchers estimate that over 10% of the text on the internet could be saved if only people would convert to higher-density faa’s (five alphanumeric acronyms), a2nyt.
the best way to cure a head cold is to have s-x with me, a2nyt.
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