AA Wank


a variation of the “danger w-nk”. this is when you are broken down on the roadside and decide to call the aa for -ssistance. you then have the time it takes for the aa person to arrive to whack one out. the idea is to do this before said person arrives.
you: “dammit i’ve broken down, down a long stretch of the a43, oh well time to have a aa w-nk ;)”

-fap, fap fap fap-

aa: “er h-llo?”

you: “don’t turn your fog lights on!”

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