Aamil
charming, lady-killing, eagle-eyed, full-of-charisma, honour and integrity-personifying, respected-by-one-and-all, winner of best entertainer st. xavier’s 2007 awards, epitome-of-intellect and wisdom, man responsible for coining-of-words-like-awesomeness and f-cking awesome awesomeness, admired by pratima and her gang of other hot 50 year olds, more-humble-than-god but still god-like, aamil was born on the 18th of november in a small village of jamshedpur… and that’s how the universe became a better place.
never a believer of blowing his own trumpet, aamil’s achievements far surp-ss those of his colleagues. a blessing to lesser mortals all over the world, he is also the winner of best smile, santosh beauty pageant 2009. co-founder of the s-xy times club. acclaimed writer, philosopher, actor, entrepreneur, visionary director, visual jockey, national icon, non-sectarian spiritual leader, humanitarian, messiah of interesting conversations, philanthropist, thespian, observer, believer, bullsh-tter.
you’re becoming full of aamilness. it’s like awesomeness but far far far more sophisticated.
– g-d to himself on a lazy sunday night.
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