Aarptard


an elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the “good old way” completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.
dude, i would have been here earlier but i got stuck behind this aarptard lady in the checkout line. she took 15 minutes to write and record a check!!!

d-mn, why doesn’t this aarptard get his old -ss out of the left lane! he’s doing 45!!

see also aarping

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