abandon ship!!
when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with sh-t and/or sh-t paper, can’t flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.
i had too much general tso’s and had to abandon ship!! on that sh-t.
when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they’re having unprotected s-x.
“ohhh i feel like coming, abandon ship!”
{girl jumps off}
a horribly wrong relationship, in which one of the people involved should get out very soon
“i sat by stacy in art cl-ss today. did you see her new bf? he’s a big dude brah, who listens to terrible music. he said he didn’t like arcade fire, in his ironic gangsta talk.”
“that’s not a relationship, that’s an abandon-ship.”
the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to sh-r- while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat
she: what are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?
he: we don’t want to be -ssociated with that sinking ship
she: so you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship…?
he: no, but we’re die-hard scaredy-crats….and our collective bargaining agreement exempts us from hazardous duty…
you are having s-x and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight v-g-n- and try to stick it in her mouth… surprised, she says h-ll no and you clench your p-n-s hard and yell abandon ship!!! then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn’t let you stick your johnny inside her mouth…
the definition explains it all… abandon ship
abandonship ftw!
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