Abercrombie Party
noun
1. a medium to large gathering of well dressed people (usually in abercrombie, hollister, and/or any of the like, however not including aeropostale, because that store is for ugly, poor, idiotic people who think their clothes are ‘trendy’) at a set location ranging from one partic-p-nt’s vacant or parentless home, to a beach with a bonfire. this is usually accompanied by loud pop and/or hip-hop/rap music.
verb
1. to hold a gathering at which well dressed teens meet at a given location to eat (sparingly), drink (sometimes alcoholic beverages), dance (can be deemed by parents/administrators as ‘inappropriate’), and socialize. usually takes place in an upper-middle to upper cl-ss neighborhood.
a respectable car packed with popular, well-dressed 10th graders pulls into the driveway of a large suburban home.
(a group of extremely good looking people exit the car, to meet the sight of a large, clearly parent-free home)
amber, a popular and well-dressed 10th grader – “brock, hey! this where the party is? by the way, you look awesome!”
brock, an equally well-dressed popular boy – “yeah, this is where the party is! you look hot, too amber!”
brock, amber, and a group of other young, popular teens – “abercrombie party!!!”] – thinking to themselves…
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