Aberdeen

scottish city in the north-east. greatest place on earth. we may have a cr-ppy football team and the city might be made of granite but having lived there all my life, i wouldnt want to live anywhere else.
aberdeen is scotland’s oil capital.
a proper authentic scottish city, only fully appreciated by aberdonians and non-scots.

attracts much critisism from the more simple residents of scotland (i.e. within the central belt) largely borne out of envy of the fact that it is (for the most part) a nice place to live with few murders, no deep-fried mars bar suppers and no sectarianism.

the only ‘one city – one football team’ in scotland – the dons. best team in europe for a spell in the 80s, fans now accept that glory days are long gone but still fiercely loyal. celtic fans think dons try harder against celtic, rangers fans think the dons try harder against rangers. in reality, they try harder against whichever of the old firm is being especially annoying. take your pick.
glasweigan: aberdeen? i hate it!

non-glasweigan: hiv you ever lived there?

glasweigan: er no. by the way.
scottish city, which prides itself on being “the oil capital of europe”. in reality this just means the dogsbody work of the oil industry is shipped up there, away from the company directors who still live in wealth and comfort in the south-east of england. famous for it’s terrible weather and casual violence, it also has the dubious honour of being the most radioactive city in britain – due mostly to all the buildings being made out of granite, which slowly releases radon gas. the inhabitants are usually too stupid to cause many problems, so long as you don’t look them in the eye…
“where are you from?”
“aberdeen.”
“i’m so sorry.”
-sobbing-
a small city in southern harford county, maryland. this town was began in 1892, and officially changed its status to a city in 1992. the current mayor is michael e. bennett, and he has been in office since 2007. some attractions are the milb orioles-affiliated aberdeen ironbirds, who play a short season every year at ripken stadium. this team was begun by cal ripken, jr. in 2002, and recently won the mcnamara division in september 2013. ripken stadium is also home to the cal ripken little league world series each august.

other attractions are aberdeen proving ground, the heat center, and numerous shopping plazas throughout town. some lesser-known attractions are the harford lanes bowling, aberdeen family swim center, festival park, and many restaurants, including panera bread, golden corral, bob evan’s, applebee’s, and the greene turtle. some hotels in the town are the holiday inn and hilton garden inn. the town has a rotary club, as well as several town events hosted throughout the year at festival park, including an earth day celebration, the christmas street parade, and music performances each tuesday throughout the summer.
aberdeen, maryland: home of opportunity.
best city in the world.
found in the north east of scotland.
it is famous for oil,granite and a brilliant team aberdeen fc.
great places to go are torry,cove,bridge of don
but as all places there sh-tholes like kingcorth,northfield and portlethon where you may get muged or even shot (most likly kingcorth)

aberdeen has been referd to as sheepsh-ggers,after the whole football incident when an aberdeen player broke a rangers players leg.

night life in aberdeen is fantastic expecialy if your under 25.

went up to aberdeen was great fun.went to watch the dons play rangers they won 8-0.

a city full of sheep-sh-gging b-st-rds..
aberdeen is full of sheep-sh-gging b-st-rds
great city,full of nice people
“granite” city,capital city of oil in europe
great football team.
cove,torry,dyce,bridge of don all great places to go.
but like all places theres the bad parts .kincorth,were you will get muged.
aberdeen is a youth/uni free place.were its great for uni ppl to go out clubing,and the uni is one of the best in the u.k.

aberdeen gets called “sheepsh-ggers” no one knows why,mabey because there fields outside????
but if you call an aberdonian one he’ll agree
“went to aberdeen the other day best day ever!!”

random “sheep”
aberdeen guy “why thank you :d”

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