abonics
asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores….etc.
wife:”baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?”
husband:”mother-&%&er couldn’t speak english!”
wife:”thats why i told you to learn abonics!”
husband:”then why don”t you speak abonics! you’re chinese!”
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