about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine
utterly useless
a waste of oxygen
completely worthless
a waste of sp-ce
devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
“this screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine.”
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