above the influence

commercials that try to discourage kids from doing drugs, weed in particular. unfortunately, you have to be really, really high to get them. then they’ll be hilarious.
joe: dude, what is that above the influence commercial about?

dan: (laughing) i have no clue, but it’s tight!

joe: dude, p-ss the bong. i want to get it too.
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commercials that try to persuade you not to use drugs, yet some of their concepts seem as if they were indeed drug-induced…

a dog (literally) raising a flag? aliens? a talking dog? poetry that makes no sense?

hmm…

above the influence worker 1: hmm… what should our next commercial feature?
above the influence worker 2: i don’t know… maybe some weed would spark out imaginations!
a group that bases all of their commercials to get people to stop doing marijuana. although the group is about ending all drug use, the main focus of their commercials is to end the use of marijuana. the only problem with their campaign is the commercials. the only people who watch more than the first 3 seconds of the commercial are 1: people who would never smoke in the first place would say the commercial is worth airing, 2: people who are already high and like watching the commercial with the talking dog, 3: want to point out all the flaws with the commercial, or 4: have no idea what the commercial is about until the last 2 seconds of it
1
guy 1: i would never smoke weed, that “above the influence” commercial is right
guy 2: i agree, now let’s go play dungeons and dragons

2
guy 1: dude… there is a dog talking!
guy 2: whoa, that’s awesome
guy 3: are there any cheetos left?

3
guy 1: that commercial is so r-t-rded
guy 2: so really, they’re saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk?

4
guy 1: what’s with the t-shirts?
guy 2: well, he’s taking them off.
guy 3: now he’s walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie.
guy 2: oh, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him.
guy 4: that’s cool. are there anymore cheetos left?
being so high that you are indeed above the influence, rather than below it.
“d-mn dude, take a little break from the bong hits man!”

“sh-t dude, i am soooo above the influence right now…”
a bunch of commercials meant to persuade kids not to do drugs. the only problem is the commercials show kids doing activities that would definitely be more enjoyable if you were doing drugs
in one of the above the influence commercials theres a freaking talking dog for crying out loud!
living free from drugs, alcohol, or any other bad influences. straying from the negative paths put infront of you and taking the good hazard free ones.
ryan k. isn’t doing drugs-way to stay above the influence kid!

stephanie r. is such a good person, she always stays above the influence and never does bad.
someone who doesn’t use drugs; living without chemical substances
“do you want some weed?”
“no way dude, i am living above the influence.”