Abraham Lincoln

shave your p-b-s and hold them in your hand. get your mate to give you a bl-wj-b and when you c-m on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your s-m-n soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to abraham lincoln.
my girlfriend looked very presidential after i gave her an abraham lincoln.
one of the greatest presidents ever. fought for the concept that secession was unconst-tutional (as it violated the concept of democracy–if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the inst-tution of slavery. though the hartford convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the federalists. moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since lincoln’s day. it should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the const-tution as a right, it is mentioned in the declaration of independance, but that was not a legal doc-ment. therefore he didn’t deny anyone anything unusual.
samurai lincoln preserved the union because he was a secret samurai (haya!).
the only good republican
abraham lincoln was pretty good
when your girl is watching a movie, and you are masturbating in the other room. you run in and shoot her in the head with your -j-c-l-t- screaming “sic semper tyrannis!”
my girlfriend was watching t-tanic last night, so i abraham lincolned her.
a s-xual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her -ss and back, yell sic semper tyrannis! then jump off the balcony and escape.
“i did an abraham lincoln on my girl the other night but then broke my ankle on the dismount.”
some dude with a top hat.
did you see that abraham lincoln, his top hat was baller.
a previous entry had only half of the definition. the abraham lincoln is a two-part s-x act. first, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble abraham lincoln’s beard.

then after you’ve recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say “it’s a beautiful day at the theater, mr. lincoln!” and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie’s head.
i abraham lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.

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