abscission
when you watch horror moive such as saw series, the director show some terrible abscission of human body scene. murderer remove innocent person’s arms cut by electric saw.
h-llo amantha. the film saw’s cruel paranoid murderer says. if you don’t know where the main key is in the room, i am going to prove what is the abscission of your both legs.
amantha : ahhhhhhhhhh noooooo plz please au-secours!!!!
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