Absent

the state of not being where you are supposed to be.
yo cracka, that b-tch is absent because she’s workin’ the streets.
incorrect spelling/reference to “absinthe,” a distilled, highly-alcoholic beverage.
idiot: i went on urban dictionary to define this crazy drink i had last night called “absent.”

idiot’s friend: dude, you mean “absinthe.”

idiot: i do?
something that i drank the other night that got me h-lla sick. if anyone knows what it is, please define it. thanks.
“hey, drink this.”
“what is it?”
“absent.”
“okay.” gross..
“yeah, it’s like drinking ecstacy.”
an alcolholic drink that can be the most tasty stuff ever or the most potent sh-t on earth!!
its made in a 5-gallon (ussaly a water) jug, made with captian morgan spced rum, aple cider viniger, cherrys, and 7-up or sprite or if you want to get fancy, cherrypop! faygo….you put all your ingredients into your container (meurments depend on how you like it…i.e more cherrys and soda for sweetness and more viniger for that burn) then you have to put it in a basment or celler and let it sit for 4 months(very important) and do not let light touch it (makes mold)
and if you happen to live in florida (or other low lieing areas) and dont have a bas-m-nt or celler…i use a walk-in dark closet with a door…!
oh just to let you know if dont drink alot you will not like this sh-t….
kelley: d-mn! how in the h-ll did jamie drink all that f-cking absent last night that sh-t must have burned!
devinne:nnnahhhh it had tons of cherrys in it!
brian: no i made it those chrerrys were put in after….
devinne: d-mnit man!!
kelley: i know her…she only did it cause it was filled with cherrypop! faygo thats her faverite!!!
brian:ummm-hhmm!
kelley: i would have done it but that sh-t taste horrid! its like an infection waiting to happen!! 4 mother f-cking months!!