Absent Readerness
when you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn’t take in anything you read for the last minute.
jenny: you didn’t read my e-mail, did you?
brad: i got a bit of absent readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
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