Absentee Printing
the much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer’s paper tray for long periods of time. absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
this practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous cr-p in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before cl-ss starts.
chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their doc-ments.
absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
bob stormed in late to his philosopy cl-ss because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
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