absinthe eyes
red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% absinthe. this happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they’ve been beaten with a stick.
“jesus! were you in a major motorway pile up?”
“no, mate. over indulged in the absinthe last night and ended up with absinthe eyes.”
“neat?”
“oh yes.”
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