Absofuck
when you’re so plastered that the word absof-ckinglutely simply won’t come out coherently, so absof-ck serves as a sufficient replacement.
(person a): yo man are you sure you’re straight to go to cl-ss? you can barely stand.
(person b): oh, dude absof-ck. i’m about to make this test my b-tch.
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