Absol
absol is a bamf that first showed up in the 3rd gen of pokemon. it is often avoided due to the fact that it can sense danger with that blade… thing protruding out of it’s head. so it’s percieved as a magnet for bad luck. but all it really needs is some love. it doesn’t evolve, but why would it need to? it’s awesome enough on its own.
dark and ghost attacks do 1/2 damage.
bug and fighting do 2x.
psychic does jack sh-t.
everything else does whatever damage it’s supposed to.
can be found on route 13 and in great chasm during the post game of pokemon black and pokemon white, and on route 120 in pokemon ruby, sapphire, and emerald. learns perish song at level 65.
trainer 1: check it out, bro! just caught myself an absol!
trainer 2: you lucky sob! can i borrow….
trainer 1: her.
trainer 2: her long enough to make an egg with my ditto?
trainer 1: sure man, what are bros for?
trainer 2: awesome! thanks man!
the only emo pokemon.
absol is a dark type pokemon with no evolutionary family. it was first seen in ruby and sapphire version.
pikachu is gay, absol is emo.
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