Absolut Value
the value of one’s weight in absolut vodka. multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
“see that girl over there, the really skinny one?”
“oh sh-t! she is so f-cking skinny.”
“i bet her absolut value is only 1300”
“i’d say 1200.”
“shiiet.”
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