absolute twat
someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide tw-t.
“he’s not just a tw-t, he’s an absolute tw-t”
“see her over there? thats what an absolute tw-t looks like”
“i’m sorry sir, you’ve come up on our system as an absolute tw-t and so we are not able to let you in”
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