Absolute zero
the temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. it is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. it is zero on the kelvin scale.
bro 1: “did you her what happened to brian?
bro 2: “yeah dude he froze to death. i heard dan told him a story.”
bro 3: “d-mn dude, he must have hit absolute zero.”
1) science; the temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it’s slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºc
-459ºf
0ºk.
2) slang; a hopeless person.
1) “and so cl-ss, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. the molecules are at the slowest they’ll ever be.”
2) “g-dfrey is an absolute zero.”
the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.
we would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees f)
the temperature of matter defined on the kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no potential or kinetic energy. equivalent to -459.67 fahrenheit, and -273.15 celsius. technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.
my science professor taught me all about absolute zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
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