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  better than absolutely. the smurfs (1958) used the word ‘smurf’ to replace (and improve) many words. ‘smurf’ can replace any noun or verb and make it better. guy 1: this girl i’m dating is absosmurfly incredible. guy 2: absosmurfly? guy 1: yeah man, better than absolutely

• abstinince

  if you seriously think this is how you spell abstinence, you probably already have a baby im a hick and can’t spell fairly easy words

• Abszard

  a rare species of amazonian binders found in the brazilian rain forest. when approached, will thrash their teeth in act of agression then implode into a pile of dirt. once domesticated, these binders tend to be friendly and calm, unless their owner does not do their schoolwork. in this particular situation, they will thrash their […]

• abstraction

  polite way of say “bullsh-t” in academia. that paper is all abstraction: the author didn’t say anything at all.

• a buck and a helen

  one hundred and twenty five miles per hour. them’s cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen

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