absorbanent


an improper spelling/pr-nunciation of “exorbitant”, used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.
the rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!
an improper spelling/pr-nunciation of “exorbitant”, used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.
the rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!

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