Absotootely
absotootely is another way of saying absolutely… it is more fun at say as the ‘toot’ in the middle of the word relates to the bowel p-ssing the flatulence which is also known as farting, p-ssing gas, tooting, and many others.
“hey do you wanna come over to my house?”
“absotootely!!!”
“hahah nice word… just don’t ‘toot’ when you’re at my house!”
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