Absquatulate

go squat elsewhere.

remove yourself from my seat.

a command to someone residing in your spot.
b-tch, absquatulate! you’re in my seat, go squat over there!
pretentious abscond

a large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. in the evolutionary tree that is the english language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
the liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it’s being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
1. to move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. to die.

created from the idea, “go off and squat somewhere,” from latin ab-, “away from” + excoactus, “to sit down” + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying “to do.”
1. “absquatulate, or i’ll fry your be-hind.”

2. “go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep.”
to leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart.

blended jocular mock-latin word. arose in america in the 19th century (about 1837). probably made up of the following parts: the latin adverb and prefix ab, “away (from)”, (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, “squatul”, which might be a derivation of to squat.
let’s make like an ape and absquatulate.
to get off my property, fool.
il faut que tu pars maintenant.
“i have a shotgun. absquatulate my premises immediately, for i am your belladonna.”