Abstinant Friend
the one person out of a large group of friends who does not drink, do drugs,is the designated driver,attends christian camp,and plans to save s-x for the right time.
kelly: hey, we’re getting smashed tonight, aiight?
trish-lle: chyeah…oh wait, someone needs to be the designated driver!
kelly: dont worry, we’ll bring sarah.
trish-lle: why?
kelly: cause she’s our abstinant friend.
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