Abundance of Jesus


having so much jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. you only listen to songs with jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly i might add, on your friends and family who don’t give two sh-ts.
ex. patrick has an abundance of jesus. he is constantly badgering me to have an abundance of jesus, too.

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