ABW
angry black woman.
a state of mind that black females can go into if given proper stimuli. this results in unpredictable behavior, and usually results in violence and/or chaos.
you can make a sistah get all abw if you try and get’wit her man.
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angry black woman syndrome – an extension from abw (angry black woman)
every woman has it, find a way to push their b-ttons and they will get mad crazy on you. push them to the limit and they get diagnosed with a common disease called angry black woman syndrome. there’s no cure, just shut your mouth, let the woman speak/get crazy on you, and continue to live a happy life.
white/asian/hispanic/etc woman: does this make me look fat?
man: hugs your love handles like no other!
woman: love handles? oh hail nah! don’t effing sdkfjsd;fkjsdf dsfsdjfsdklfjs — — —– —-!
man: -udder breath- d-mn. abws.
afternoon b-tt wipe
the act of going to the restroom, typically in the afternoon hours, soley to address swamp -ss.
optional: leave the soiled toilet paper unflushed to save water.
matt: “were you just in the bathroom? that was quick.”
scott: “my b-tthole was itching something fierce. it required a quick abw.”
dave: “hey man, let’s go on a jog.”
scott: “sounds great, just let me knock out a quick abw before we head out.”
authentically-born woman
statement to confirm that the person in question was born originally-a woman. as opposed to scammer trannies.
guy 1: check that girl out. she legit?
guy 2: totally abw. she grew up in the same neighborhood as i did.
guy 1: time to lay game, then!
abw = all be warned. another catchphrase made popular by the followers of charlie sheen, who is still winning.
the warlock is on the prowl, abw.
abw = always be winning. this is an att-tude one brings to every encounter in life. whether it be business, women, or whatever. the att-tude someone who see something they want, and effin takes it. never to be denied. always be winning
guy 1: so i had one of my booty calls over last night. i didn’t feel like f—–g her so i told her to make me a sandwich. then i made her blow me while she fed me the sandwich.
guy 2: dude, sooo abw.
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