Academia Whore
a person who will do anything in order to get high marks, often sucking up to (or sucking off) the man in the process.
some ways to become an academia wh-r-:
1. sucking your prof’s b-lls
2. doing totally boring projects (50 page essays, anyone?) in order to score high marks
3. not challenging profs when they’re wrong
4. not going out for beer with your buddies to do pdeng
have you been busy sucking your prof’s b-lls lately? you might be on your way to becoming an academia wh-r-.
a: “you’re such an academia wh-r-, bill”
b: “yea i am”
b: “shlurp shlurp shlurp”
prof: “oo yea play with my b-lls, you academia wh-r-”
a: “yo come with us to the bar”
b: “naah i’m gonna stay home and be an academia wh-r-“
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