Academic Consultant
a grandiose windbag who bullsh-ts for a fee. they can’t do anything useful, so they enter teaching, but they find out they can’t teach very well so they try to teach teachers, but the teacher they teach think they are t-ss-rs, so they become academic consultants.
chas: who the f-ck is that grandiose t-ss-r at the front of the room who keeps bullsh-tting?
nick: he’s what’s called an academic consultant. t-ss-r.
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