acceleration marks
acceleration marks are cr-p stains that you intentionally leave in your underwear. they are in essence, the opposite of skid marks, and are so named accordingly.
all that chilli i ate yesterday has let me do some sweet acceleration marks in my shorts. just a little scratching is all it takes.
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