accidental anorexia
when you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you’re trying to gain it. making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.
me: dangit i forgot to eat lunch all week again… woops
friend: you should really take care of your accidental anorexia
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