Accidental Bidet
when taking a large sh-t and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.
victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. the combination of beer sh-ts and chipotle had her prairie d-gg-ng until she finally reached the toilet. while unleashing the cracken on the can, the sh-t splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her b-tthole. to which she reacted, “ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet.”
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