accidental enucleation


when a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. the primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.

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