accidental hipster
a person that does not follow hipster fashion or trends and unknowingly does something hipster-like. may involve choice of clothing, hair style, music, drink, etc.
normal guy: dude you’re drinking a pbr.
accidental hipster: yea, its the cheapest beer at this bar.
normal guy: where did you get those ray-bans?
accidental hipster: found them in the parking lot.
normal guy: you are so accidental hipster right now.
accidental hipster: oh g-ddammit!
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