Accidental Prolapse
when a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn’t. there are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.
1) you feel extreme pressure against your -n-s-hole
2) blood starts to gush out of the -n-s-hole
3) there is a pink sock unfurling from your -n-s-hole
billy: “did you hear that joe had an accidental prolapse last night?”
jacob: “wow…really? that’s why he’s walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?”
billy: “well…he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs.”
jacob: “sh-t luck.”
billy: “clever”
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