accountability co-worker
a coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the -ssumption you must make 10k more than them. when in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.
wow, you are drinking another latter… that’s the fifth one this week. i am saving up for my kids braces. i wish i could have a latte everyday. “i guess you are my accountability co-worker… you are right i should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so i can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility.”
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